🛸 Get abducted by aliens every weekend OR 🏴‍☠️ Be recruited by pirates every Tuesday? Your calendar needs a serious explanation.

🐢 Have a turtle control your internet speed OR 🐇 Have a rabbit control your alarm clock? You’re either always buffering or awake at 4:00 a.m.

🍉 Have watermelon seeds shoot out when you talk OR 🍇 Have grapes roll from your sleeves when you wave? Fruit salad has become a personality trait. 😭

🧲 Attract every spoon within ten feet OR 🪑 Make every chair spin when you sit down? Dinner and meetings are now full-contact sports.

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