Congratulations! 🎉 You’ve just been assigned a new business partner. Unfortunately, you have to choose: 🐔 A chicken who screams every time you make a bad business decision. OR 🦜 A parrot who repeats your sales pitch ALL DAY LONG… including while you sleep. Who are you hiring? 😂👇

🧲 Attract every spoon within ten feet OR 🪑 Make every chair spin when you sit down? Dinner and meetings are now full-contact sports.

Link and one sentence about your community. Bonus points: read a few posts and comment on them 😍😀

🥚 Lay one golden egg every Sunday OR 🐔 Wake up covered in feathers every Monday? Your weekends are profitable. Your Mondays are suspicious. 💀

• Sea otters hold hands while sleeping 🦦 • Your body glows (very faintly) in the dark ✨ • A day on Venus is longer than a year there 🪐 Which one made you stop scrolling? 👇