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It is with the highest honor that I recognize Sir Gatlin McBride the Great, Founder, Commander-in-Chief, and Supreme Chancellor of Mint Window Cleaning. Where lesser men saw dirty glass, Gatlin saw a nation in need. Armed with a squeegee, pure water, and an iron resolve, he answered the call. History has known Caesar, Lincoln, and Churchill. Now it shall know McBride. May his glass remain spotless, his ladders steady, and the Mint Movement march ever onward. Godspeed, Sir Gatlin. 