@Megan Webb As a man widely recognized for my extraordinary generosity, almost reckless compassion, uncommon patience, boundless mercy, and frankly historic levels of benevolence, I have elected not to allow one appalling lapse in judgment to permanently destroy your prospects. Following your deeply regrettable decision to Rick Roll me, you have been formally removed from all current inheritance consideration. However, the Court has taken judicial notice of one mitigating circumstance: you compost. Accordingly, you are hereby placed on Probationary Heir Status. This does not restore you to the will. You remain legally, spiritually, and financially dead to me for estate-planning purposes. However, continued composting, demonstrated respect for worms, and a sustained period free from further Rick Astley-related offenses may result in your case being reviewed at some unspecified future date. There are no guarantees. One additional Rick Roll may result in permanent disinheritance, revocation of composting-based leniency, and possible reassignment of your theoretical inheritance to the worms. Your behavior will be monitored. The worms know.