I’m selling my Lamborghini. Before you ask… yes, I’m okay. I simply have too many cars and this one has become an inconvenience. For example, yesterday I had to decide WHICH Lamborghini to take to Starbucks. I stood there for 45 minutes. Nobody should have to live like this. Also, my Lamborghini is getting jealous of my Ferrari. And frankly, I don’t have the emotional bandwidth to manage that relationship. Another issue: the air conditioning is too cold. I’ve contacted my financial advisor, my attorney, and my personal thermostat technician. Nobody can fix it. So… it’s time. I’m also selling because the garage only holds 11 cars, and I just ordered a 12th. I refuse to park one outside. That is how people start thinking you’re middle class. Serious buyers only. NO LOW BALLERS My assistant will block you.